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Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by ocean blue (what you see! is what you get!) on Saturday, 29-Sep-2007 12:39:26

Okay so a guy is
near the
end of his
senior year
in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.

One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.

As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder
and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.

Lettuce!

Tomato!

Lettuce!!

Tomato!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

She screams.

Lettuce!!!!!

Tomato!!!!!

Whoa!!!!!

PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT NOW!!!!!!!

I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up,
"Hey, would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

Post 2 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Saturday, 29-Sep-2007 13:24:55

I have heard this one, a thousin times, already.

Post 3 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Saturday, 29-Sep-2007 20:11:45

Agreed with the previous poster, it's already been posted on here before.